Witty one liners about life

TNW uses cookies to personalize content and ads to make our site easier for you to use. One one-liner a day keeps the doctor away…so, here is a shortlist of the best one-liners you can find on the internet today. Have fun! So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. Light travels faster than sound.

Share funny, witty or inspiring quotes. Life is full of many strange aspects that are beyond human comprehension. In this article, we shall read some really funny ones that will help you see why life should always be taken with a pinch of salt. There are many one-liners that help give the summation of life in just a few words. If you are sporting enough to happily put up a sign saying, "Mental backup in progress. Do Not Disturb!